Holey Haute Pants…

I went shopping for a pair of jeans yesterday,
and found three--until I discovered holes in them.
Moths in Marshall’s??
No, the jeans are supposed to have holes in them.
No holes in the price, though.
$48.00.

I remember throwing clothes away that
had holes in them. Years ago, some
companies were buying back your old jeans.
I thought that was odd, but mailed some in.

I walked over to Petites, and began looking.
A woman in the petite section thought I should
be shopping in the Misses section, since I don’t fit
the size category for Petites.

Taking two pairs of size 4 pants to the fitting room,
I slid into them. I’m tall but small framed and
can wear some petite sizes.

The clam digger khaki pair and Lee jeans fit
like a dream. I continued to look with a wide smile
on my face, since the lady was still peering at me.

I could use a new jeans skirt.
I found one skirt that looked vaguely familiar to me.
Same stitching and pockets…could it be?
Nah…