Before I write today's blog, I want
to give accolades to my bedside nurses
at Naples Day Surgery: To Lyn and to the “Jennifers”
who were wonderful to me.
You ladies put a big smile on my face.
Hugs to all of you.
And to Dr. George Corrent of Bascom Palmer
Eye Institute in Naples, FL: You were the best in every way.
Thanks, everyone.
Nancy’s List:
* Elastic waist bands belong on underwear.
Shoot me if I'm ever wearing polyester with elastic.
* Floaters: Everyone has them.
Right now, I have a fly buzzing in my eye.
Where’s my eye-swatter?
* Strands of my hair can be found everywhere.
Thank goodness I have enough still left on my head.
Birds in the neighborhood love me...
* My bedroom slippers look like they’ve been
occupied by a family of raccoons…
* Have cheese? Nah--give me cheesecake.
* Drive-thru banks should supersize my withdrawal…
* Ads at the movie: If I wanted to watch them,
I would’ve stayed home and flipped on the TV.
* Uncontrollable emissions: air fresheners are in aisle 3--
there are noise abatement laws, too…
* Ever put a telemarketer on “hold”?
Wouldn’t it be great if you had their phone number?
* Tom thinks if something’s not been used for awhile,
toss it out…hmmm.
* My lovebird, Daisy, enjoys nibbling on my neck.
Pretty thrilling…
* Self-cleaning oven: I haven’t seen mine
move a muscle in months…
* Getting an order of chocolate truffles, and the
delivery person leaves the box in my sweltering garage…
* Making a chocolate shake from my truffle order…
*Feng Shui works for some people. How do I feng shui
bath towels and clothes left sprawled about? It’s kick butt time…
* Don’t sweat the small stuff. If you have salt, make Margaritas…
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