Nancy's World:Thoughts Along The Gulf
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Off The Cuff..
Strange and Utterly Useless Trivia
borrowed from an unusual site
with some added comments from me:
*It is impossible to lick your elbow.
I might try if I'd stuck it in a chocolate truffle cake!
*The only man-made structure visible from space is the Great Wall of China.
I thought it was that ugly car, 'Edsel' I saw the other day!
*A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
I don't think I'll verify that one!
*40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
*A shrimp's heart is in it's head.
I always wondered about that..
*Most car horns honk in the key of 'F'.
...and people in the key of A,B,C,D,and E!
*People say 'Bless you' when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond.
People quit saying 'Bless you' to me since my sneezes are like rapid gun-fire!
*The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
Saddam must be a close second..
*A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
She should've watched out who she was swimming around with!
*The serial number of the first MAC ever produced was 2001.
I'm a PC..
*Rats and horses can't vomit.
I'm not touching that one!
*Most people button their shirt upwards.
It's logical since there's always an extra buttonhole if you start at the top!
*35% of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
I thought the produce aisle in the market was a good pickup spot for lonely hearts..
*23% of all photocopier breakdowns are caused by people sitting on them while photocopying their rears.
Anyone over 130#'s shouldn't try it!
*Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Is that why it smells like tuna?
*More than half the people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
Now for a closing thought:
When I woke up today,
What should I say
In my blog to you all,
With my head in a fog..
With coffee perking,
And my chores still lurking,
I surfed the web
To inspire my head
With ideas for my blog
But my brain's in a clog.
Must be all the smoke
From the Cypress fire
That's raging in the 'glades
Tomorrow is another day
Inspiration is on it's way.
Best of the day to all!
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