Excuse me, but your 'apostrophe' is showing. Oops! How do you confront someone who glaringly, has something undone--like a crucial button or zipper-- or has a pair of windows-to-the-world shorts on?
Recently I was walking into my favorite bookstore café in Naples and was suddenly confronted by an unfortunate display of manly 'goods'…who doesn’t like hanging out in a cozy café…?
Now, I have nothing against the 'boys' and their sidekick. They’re perfectly fine if they’re well behaved--but they have their place--and should stay there, not wandering around for some fresh air…
If Chief Spread-Eagle had been Fabio or Denzel I wouldn’t have minded too much--for a little while. Anyway, the café was beginning to buzz a bit as a couple more people walked in and took notice of the 'sideshow'.
I suggested to my two bookstore friends, that one of them should nudge the hulking man awake, and tell him to close his gap. Nothing doing. Big chickens..
By now, the female employees were very aware of the predicament, but were hesitant to approach, the man, hoping that he might wake up soon.
The sleeping exhibitionist finally was aroused from his nap, after one of my friends tossed a napkin ball at the man’s chest, hoping to wake him.
He looked over at my friends, and my friend pointed down past the man's equator… After a few adjustments, the spectacle was over. He hasn’t been seen since…