Everything slows down with age, as the saying goes. Heading out to the Coconut Grove Art Festival Sunday with Jen drove that saying right into the ground.
Older drivers, many of whom need a booster seat while driving, were defying the laws of motion, squeezing themselves tightly between cars. I spent most of the drive gasping and inventing new cuss words…
Nothing phases Jen at all, driving the Capsule [what she calls her Tribute] with expert reflexes, though I was white-knuckled most of the trip, commenting how glad I was to live on the quieter side of Florida. If I’d had dentures, they would have flown out or been swallowed. I know my eyes socket-popped a few times…
When we finally made the last left turn to the festival, we picked out Pay and Go parking, only a few blocks away. Should have been called Pay and Go Broke Parking. After inserting a credit card, and selecting the time amount, we waited for the transaction to complete and print out a parking voucher.
Ha! I think the transaction was routed through Siberia. Nothing happened.I thought of inserting cash, but couldn’t find the money slot. Coins Only, Jen told me. Like people are carrying a wad of quarters… After trying another parking kiosk across the street, we finally had our ticket.
The festival was packed. We walked a few inches at a time along the tented streets, downwind of Cuban cigar smoke and expensive perfumes. Craning our necks to see some of the exhibited artists, we wobbled around leashed gorilla-sized and dust mop-sized dogs to view the artist displays.
After 4 hours and probably as many walking miles, we found the car and hopped in and drove off with visions of Bimini Bread at the Islamorada Fish Company occupying our hungry thoughts…the streets were light and we made all the green lights. I supposed drivers had made it to the Early Bird and Happy Hour specials by then.
Miami is a real experience if one has steel nerves. I mellowed out, enjoying the beautiful sunset as we drove from Miami to Bass Pro Shops in Dania, near Ft. Lauderdale. High rises shimmered pink and gold.
Yes, everything is supposed to slow down with age, except the time it took for Bimini Bread to reach my hips… Mmm, good!