Thursday, October 21, 2010

I'm in Love With You...


After 38 years of marriage I've learned
a few things, particularly ways
not to make
a husband gag:


* Don't stuff yourself into a bikini meant for Twiggy.

* Don't pierce anything other than your ear lobes--
and a nice juicy steak!

* Don't wear mini-skirts if you're not a 'mini'.

* Don't wear ankle bracelets that look as though
you're under house arrest.

* Don't wear midriff shirts that float over
The Island of Flab.


* If your 'skin' doesn't 'fit' you like it did
when you were
first married, ban yourself
from those drive-thrus!


* Avoid or don't over do Botox-ing and facelifting--
he didn't marry a manikin.

* Too much sun equals skin like a dromedary--
only camels belong outside that much.

* Keep a sense of humor--it can throw your
husband
off-balance when he wants to start complaining...

* Don't 'show' too much--'cracks' are for sidewalks!

*Treat yourself and life like a fine wine--
let it age naturally.


To my husband, Tom: Happy Anniversary,

with many more to come.


I'll love you "'til the 12th of Never..."

1 comment:

GutsyWriter said...

Happy Anniversary. You need to post a recent photo of both of you dressed up for a nice dinner out, so we can see how both of you are like a fine wine.