On Ice...

If I were to be reincarnated someday I’d probably
come back a fuzzy, multi-legged, slithering eight-eyed
monstrosity: a configuration of the numerous bugs,
insects and snakes I’ve killed over the years.
I would be stomped, sprayed, or whacked for sure.

Some people have signed on for cryogenics, hoping
to be brought back to life someday.
That takes trust and a huge investment.
I doubt if any of that will ever happen--if anything,
the frozen lab owners are thawing in some exotic paradise
several times a year…

With my luck, I’d stay frozen…
unless Romanian mad scientists found me first.
I sure wouldn’t want to hear, “Vlad, Let’s Do Lunch…”

You never know what the future will bring.
Instead of freezing people, I sure wish someone
could figure out how to make a frozen dinner
with just a trace of salt and lower cholesterol...

Buzz It...

I see nothing but horrible comb-overs.
Men take the thinnest, stringiest bits of hair
and lop it to the other side of their skull.

The part is falling off the side of their head.
I won't even mention bad, ill-conceived hair-pieces.
Looks like something died up there...
It's the most unnecessary, last-ditch effort to
preserve the appearance of having hair.

Remember GLH,the powdery spray-on
one could use to disguise a thinning scalp?
Hair in a can.
The consistency was weird--
looked like colored, vinyl-like sawdust .

Get rid of the comb-overs with a
close haircut--bald is in, too.
Gals like the chrome-dome look.
Yul Brynner was handsome and hairless.

If you're losing
it don't despair...
just cut it off
and look debonair...