I'll have one Dino-Chicken with garlic mashed potatoes, please. Huh? How is it served up--rolled up to my table on a dolly?
It seems that a dino-chicken may be scientifically created one day. A recent paleo-archaeologist discovered a bone sticking out from a massive cliff face--a femur of avery extinct dinosaur...60 million years old. That's a lot of birthdays.
The find was so massive that an excavation crew was broughtto the site. The femur was broken into small workable sections forremoval.
Once back to the lab, the specimens were placed under microscopes. What was discoveredwas active DNA : thread-like, stringy blood vessels--and a gooey substance from the femur's center--marrow. How could that be?
So, I'm wondering, what will the scientists do with this discovery? It's a scary thought to think that some "mad" laboratory scientist could mix up a batch of hybrid dinosaurs. Shades of a future Jurassic Park...? Should Disney worry?
Will there be a super-chicken packaged in the poultry case? Can I look forward to a super-sized roasting chicken, instead of the paltry selection of scrawny rotisserie chickens flashing their golden bony legs and flat chests? One can only dream...