Nancy's World:Thoughts Along The Gulf
Sunday, May 31, 2009
In One Ear...
Things to Avoid:
unless you want to start your own flea circus.
*Sushi that comes with a side of de-wormer.
*Corn-on-the-cob on a first date.
*Bar-be-cued ribs on the second date.
*Egyptian cotton sheets.
I never found Omar Sharif in the package.
*600-count thread sheets.
The sheets were so tight, I couldn't get out
of bed for days.
*Anything that has the word 'miracle' or
'revolutionary' in its advertising.
*Anything that promises it will take the
drudge out of housework.
*Anything that self-inflates.
My air-bra blew up the other day.
*Products that promise a more noticeable
improvement in 4 weeks.
Sure--if you're 30!
*Believing the 'Before' and 'After' photographs.
Ever see the difference in lighting?
*Buying a used car at night--in a
deserted, unlit parking lot.
*A tour bus--if the driver has a string
of link sausages and a 6-pack in his lap.
*Fortune cookies whose fortunes say
"Better luck next time...'
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