*Fluctuating airline prices on different days of the week.
*Going to a drive thru and getting the wrong order-after paying more for it.
*Telemarketers:I tell them to please hold...while I continue with what I was doing.
*Online email forms which require everything about you beforeinformation can be sent to you.Maybe they'd like to know my blood type, too?
*Being served in a bookstore cafe by someone who has facial piercings.
*Healthy foods that taste like tree bark.
*Drinking 6-8 glasses of water a day, and spending most of theday making "pit" stops. If I had a camel hump, I'd store the H2O in it.
*Ordering a "medium" hamburger and getting a burgerwith horns still attached to the meat.
*Online catalog shopping where the "store" is actuallya mailbox in a dark alley.
*Finding a suitable mate--harder than eating ice cream in Death Valley.*When husbands talk about replacing spark plugs...I won't go there.
*Check out your potential mates underwear drawer: if they'rehanging by a thread, Run...
*People who tell you to "chill out"--usually they're the onesthat got your feathers ruffled to begin with...
*People who tell you you can't always get what you want.So why are they driving a Porsche? *Tele-Evangelists wearing Armani asking for donations-just behind them arepictures of them in their yacht. *Having your cake and eating it too-then exercising to getrid of the 10 pounds you put on.
*Smile and the world smiles back at you--great if you have afull set of teeth!