*Movie videos with previews.
*Fluctuating airline prices on different days of the week.
*Going to a drive thru and getting the wrong order-after paying more for it.
*Telemarketers:I tell them to please hold...while I continue with what I was doing.
*Online email forms which require everything about you before information can be sent to you. Maybe they'd like to know my blood type, too?
*Being served in a bookstore cafe by someone who has facial piercings.
*Healthy foods that taste like tree bark.
*Drinking 6-8 glasses of water a day, and spending most of the day making "pit" stops. If I had a camel hump, I'd store the H2O in it.
*Ordering a "medium" hamburger and getting a burger with horns still attached to the meat.
*Online catalog shopping where the "store" is actually a mailbox in a dark alley.
*Finding a suitable mate--harder than eating ice cream in Death Valley. *When husbands talk about replacing spark plugs...I won't go there.
*Check out your potential mates underwear drawer: if they're hanging by a thread, Run...
*People who tell you to "chill out"--usually they're the ones that got your feathers ruffled to begin with...
*People who tell you you can't always get what you want. So why are they driving a Porsche?
*Tele-Evangelists wearing Armani asking for donations-just behind them are pictures of them in their yacht.
*Having your cake and eating it too-then exercising to get rid of the 10 pounds you put on.
*Smile and the world smiles back at you--great if you have a full set of teeth!
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You have made my day!! Really! I love this post sooooo much and yes I will do that to the next telemarketer that calls me.
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