Monday, August 3, 2009

Floridians...



*Think of keys as islands.


*Are choosy about which shells to collect.

*Don't mistake dolphins for sharks.


*Don't mistake Roseate Spoonbills for Flamingos.

*Know the difference between buffets and Buffett.


*Eat early to enjoy the sunsets.


*
Know the best seafood restaurants.

*Love grits, mangoes and guavas.


*Have great rum recipes for coconut shrimp.


*Have a cupboard stocked with food, water and candles.


*Have battery operated portable televisions.


*Don't have fences around their homes.

*Eat fresh Gulf shrimp.

*Have hurricane parties.

*Get the frizzies.


*Must know the difference between a King Snake and a Coral snake.

*Complain when the temperature dips to 70.


*Know that Persian Limes make the best Key Lime Pie.


*Carry sunscreen at all times.


*Know how to keep a beach umbrella from taking flight.


*Take cover during a lightning storm.


*Have purse-sized dogs.


*Recognize tourists fr
om their lobster-red sunburns.