Nancy's World:Thoughts Along The Gulf
Friday, June 26, 2009
Excuses For Bad Driving:
There were flies buzzing around my face.
*I didn’t know that was a sidewalk.
*The accelerator got stuck.
*The coffee spilled in my lap.
*I was talking to my wife’s divorce lawyer.
*I was avoiding a turtle crossing the road.
*A Bald Eagle flew in front of the windshield.
*The GPS told me to make a U-Turn.
*I had a sneezing attack and was temporarily blinded.
*I had to take a pill.
*I’m late for my wedding.
*The ice cream melted on the steering wheel and I couldn’t grip it
*The car ahead of me with 20 people was going too slow.
*I didn’t see the Smart Car.
*Driving in the wrong lane: he had his brights on and I couldn’t see.
*I was going to be late for the Early Bird Specials.
*The cap on the beer bottle popped off because of the heat.
*I was plugging in my dvd player.
*My cat started rubbing his claws on my leg.
*I was taking a picture of the alligators.
*The car in front of me said How Am I Driving, so I called him up.
*I just had my eyes dilated.
*I tried to honk, so I had to use my finger.
*The sign in the car window said,
Naked man on board
*You can’t ride the shoulder?
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